YOUR ADS SUCK
LET'S FIX THAT
Professional Royal Road Ads That Get Results
WHAT I ACTUALLY DO
Anyone can throw a prompt into an AI generator and get an image. That's not what you're paying for.
I study your story. I read your blurb, dig into your chapters, and find the hook that makes readers click "follow."
I handle everything. You give me a blurb and your cover. I generate concepts, refine composition, fix AI mistakes (anatomy, lighting, text), and deliver a professional final product.
You don't lift a finger. No Photoshop. No AI prompts. No guessing if it looks amateur.
You're not hiring an artist for pretty images. You're hiring an ad specialist so you can write in peace.
WHAT IF MY AD UNDERPERFORMS?
It can happen. I'll create a professional ad with a strong hook that's faithful to your story, but I don't control trends or what's popular on Royal Road right now. Some stories are harder sells than others.
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That said, I don't abandon ship. Here's my system: You send me the stats at 30k and 100k impressions, and if an ad isn't hitting at least 1% CTR OR 10% conversion, we swap it out—no extra charge.
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You're not buying static images. You're hiring the ad guy to take care of your campaign.
NOT STONKS
RECENT PROJECTS
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PRICES
1 AD
$50
2 ADS
$90
3 ADS
$120
(SAVE $10)
(SAVE $30)
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Creative Control & Revisions Policy
I design for conversion, not perfection. My ads are optimized to stop scrollers and drive clicks—not to be 100% accurate character illustrations.
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When you approve my strategic recommendations:
✓ Active monitoring included
✓ Maximum of two free creative swaps per ad if performance is below benchmark (1% CTR OR 10% conversion)
✓ My expertise guides all design decisions
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If you request changes against my recommendations:
✗ You waive the free creative swap
✗ Active monitoring is removed
✗ Additional revisions not included
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Why this matters: Each ad takes 4-8 hours to create. If my creative decisions are overridden, I cannot guarantee performance—and I won't spend unpaid hours fixing ads I didn't fully control.
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Need perfect character accuracy? Commission an illustrator. Need clicks and conversions? That's what I do.
COMMON QUESTIONS
Q: How long does it take? A: 2-3 days typically for a double ad. Sometimes I deliver in under 24 hours, but I can't guarantee that.
Q: What do you need from me? A: Your story blurb, link (if published) or manuscript (first chapters are usually enough), cover image.
Q: What genres do you work with? A: All genres.
Q: Do you offer refunds? A: If I can't deliver what you're looking for after revisions, yes. But it hasn't happened yet.